Disclaimer: The story in the book and website is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental. But of course you knew that didn’t you? I mean, it’s a story about a man whose life’s events are determined by what’s written in book reviews. So I think the real reason why you’re reading this is because you’re bored. I gettit. I used to read the ingredients label on the back of the cereal box for something to do while eating my cornflakes.